Shireroth

Bloody dolphin, about as much fun as Scott in one of his inhumanly utilitarian philosopher with a dead heart moods (please refer to any of my interminable discourses on the subject if you are in any doubt).

Fine if we say everything worth doing had happened by 2001 and conveniently ignore ...

Very good, but do you have two mile long gravships armed with lasers? No? Then shut the hell up. Everything that was worth doing was done in 2001.

*A Colonel dressed in the field-grey of the Imperial Forces presented himself before the Duke of Goldshire*

"Your Grace,

His Imperial Majesty Kaiser Amitymurdererzeb sends his greetings and well wishes and bids you, as a fellow heir to the line of Steffki, to arrange for the immediate ...

45 Seconds are up. The motion passes. I will now require the assistance of Andreas the Wide, if he would be so good as to extricate himself from the trifling detail of being trapped in hellish torment for a moment, to restart the antigrav engines that were buried deep underneath Amity 40,000 years ...

Gentlemen,

I believe I have a solution to this problem. Amity will always be vulnerable while Ardashir is Kaiser. However Ardashir is in Shirekeep and I am (For no particularly good reason aside from some dubious kinship) sworn to protect him while you, for the present, are here. That being so if ...

I wish Sai'Kar were here. She'd know what to do. That reminds me, I really must finish that game.

Khan,

You have the diplomatic skills of a random rock. Are you by any chance related to Bill3000?