Flying lessons for chickens.

[osmose1000]

Drop them from planes? They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[AngelGuardian93]

Ok... we've been slacking off on that part of the imperial law. We need to devise a way to teach these poor chickens. Any ideas anyone? There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[AngelGuardian93]

That would kill them, silly. There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Fax Celestis]

Not if they have hang-gliders. Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

[AngelGuardian93]

You speak truth! We shall design chicken hang-gliders! There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Shyriath]

As the callamenni of Benacia are as much chickens as any other type of chicken (despite having four legs and being the size of small elephants), I demand that hang-gliders be designed for them as well! No Chicken Left Behind!

[Erik Mortis]

How bout Catapults? Erik Mortis BrookshireEricir Murtil ranna ChasemónCount of Monty CriscoRetired Ex-Everything.Member of The Programmers' Guild of ShirerothShirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC

[AngelGuardian93]

*snickers*Cheaper and funner! There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Erik Mortis]

And proly less fatal.. Erik Mortis BrookshireEricir Murtil ranna ChasemónCount of Monty CriscoRetired Ex-Everything.Member of The Programmers' Guild of ShirerothShirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC

[AngelGuardian93]

Perhaps? Hehe... lets try. There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Nick Foghorn Leghorn]

*walks in, looks around*Are we all on LSD again? ________________It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.-Andrew Jackson

[osmose1000]

*snicker* The newbie doesn't know how we roll. Maybe we oughta show him? They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Bill3000]

Have them take lessons from the Flying Monkeys of Jasonia. Bill Dusch - Archon of SoloralismCitizen of ShirerothBaron of AntyaProud to be Apollonianvar txtList = new Array()txtList[txtList.length]="'Whoa! You're in...college now? You got...older! I guess that's what happens when time passes, but still...' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'The Hindenburg Uncertainty Principle, by contrast states that before you get on a blimp, you can never be certain whether it's going to catch on fire or not' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'We.....are.....not....FANTASY!>?!POE' - Scott Siskind, on hearing Bill Dusch say that Shireroth's theme is percieved to be Fiction-Fantasy based";txtList[txtList.length]="'me to. well almost, we have to worship the living god, Bill3000.' - Hubert";txtList[txtList.length]="'Y'know what? I am never going to get out of micronations. I think I need to be assassinated or something.' - Jason Steffke";txtList[txtList.length]="'Bill, you are STILL young and stupid.' - Jason Steffke, Control of Destiny 1";txtList[txtList.length]="'I think we've gotta promote you. You now have slightly more diplomatic skills than a random rock.' - Sirithil nos Feanor, to Bill Dusch";txtList[txtList.length]="'Wow. I'm this close to admitting you're no longer young and stupid.' - Scott Siskind, to Bill";txtList[txtList.length]="'ow! I've been thrwappen! Now I have a sudden urge to enter politics...' - Gryphon the Pure, after being hit by a shard of Pure Mischief";txtList[txtList.length]="'I could probably date Hypatia's Mom. Now THAT'S scary.' - Ryan Caruso"; j=parseInt(Math.random()*txtList.length);j=(isNaN(j))?0:j;document.write(txtList[j]);

[AngelGuardian93]

*grabs Nick, throws him into the catapult*Here's a parachute. NOW FLY!*LAUNCH!* There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.