Shireroth

Whilst I would hope that the citizens of Araxion would be above such petty criminal activities, last night my manservant Albert was jumped by a couple of misbegotten youts. Therefore, let it be said that anyone interfering with my official business shall be strung upside down by their figgin and be force-fed muffins until they explode or pass out.

SO LET IT BE WRITTEN
SO LET IT BE DONE

Ah yes, important question sir: What is a figgin?

It can be defined as 'a small short-crust pastry containing raisins'. But considering that 99.99% of the population don't know this, it can mean almost anything, a fact which I employ to my advantage. Wait. Damn.

Ah, good sir, I had not previously picked you as a Pratchett reader.

Another fan... can it be?

Every book. Five times. Minimum. Plus both movies.

By movies do you mean the two BBC Miniseries? (Hogfather and Colour of Magic/Light Fantastic).

I dunno if I've read every book five times, but certainly read all of them (at least, all the novels. Working my way through the second Science of Discworld at the moment). I love Discworld.

maybe not five times...i was exagerrating. and yes, I meant the miniseries, which were quite above what I was expecting (honestly, SkyOne?). Discworld = <3

Guild of Discworld? So many ideas...

It's definitely influenced some of my micronational fiction.

One more here for "all the books, but not five times".

Andreas the Wise wrote:It's definitely influenced some of my micronational fiction.

Mine too. Figgin, anyone?

Plus, you didn't think I picked Albert out of coincidence, did you?

I hadn't quite picked that one, no ...

Pratchett, especially Discworld, is somewhere on my incredibly long list...

I nee put out fires. It seems Earl Beezlemoth has gone around and started fires where there are no fireplaces. Make it as chaotic a word as you can this time.

Earl is for sure a ghastly one and I think it is us humans who actually have alot to learn from his kind.