Shireroth

EDIT: No longer in effect after the reconciliation.

Decrees One through five were announced on January 2nd, 2009

Ducal decree #1: I declare the independence of MASS from Yardistan Proper.

Ducal decree #2: I declare the establishment of a new duchy, the Duchy of MASS.

Ducal decree #3: I declare myself the first Duke of MASS.

Ducal decree #4: I declare Yardistan Proper, and its allies, to be enemies of the MASS Duchy.

Ducal decree #5: I declare the formation of a permanent military force that answers soley to me, for the defense of the Duchy of MASS.

Ducal decree #6: I declare that Baron Jess and Mike Fors are traitors to the people of Yardistan, and must be eliminated for the greater good. 1,000,000,000 fictional dollars to the man who can take them out!

I am not a subject of Yardistan. I suggest you withdraw this or I will unleash seven kinds of hell on you, or at least seven kinds of lawyers.

Haha, you are a worthy opponent.

Do we even have that many?

I am several kinds myself.