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Start with the Homeland!
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:25 am
by H4773r 3lfs0n
Barony Vorpmadal hereby ANNEXES County of Yardistan on the grounds that Barony Vorpmadal has too few citizens, needs the land for strategic B00/\/\ testing and as counter measures to being annexed again, and again. for ever.
If you have any complaints please direct them to my army of Jabberwockies with cogney accents and bad teeth, or to Cap'n Knappy and his army of sherpas who cant speak english. or even better, the sloth jubbles.
To reach any of the above, turn around in circles eight times fast and quickly chug a half gallon of milk.
thank you.
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:43 am
by Cap'n Knappy
Verrily, I say unto you, your mindless annexation of all we hold dear has become too bold. We have hereby ceased the mindless upsurption of other subdivisions by, in fact, annexing you. The Sherpas will answer no questions and take no prisoners.
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:59 am
by Braden Indianensis
I shall dispatch the First (and only) Kaikias Riflemen Brigade to deal with the matter.
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:01 pm
by LacGlaceiLiberationLeague
from the distance, the sound of Ice Cream vans
Yardistan is now free from Yardistan!
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:54 am
by Gman Russell
*sets fire to their boat*
Who wants ice cream?! I HATE ICE CREAM!
*fires at the van, it explodes, ice cream goes everywhere, kids cheer*
STOP THAT!
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:58 pm
by Braden Indianensis
*Cows eat Gman.*
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:27 pm
by Gman Russell
Stop that! *slaps the cow*
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:38 pm
by Braden Indianensis
*Cow moos irately and continues munching on Greg's ear.*
Re: Start with the Homeland!
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:56 pm
by Jacobus Loki
The Duke of Yardistan hereby assumes the title of Count of Yardistan, on the grounds that it will confuse our enemies!
Re: Start with the Homeland!
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:39 pm
by Nick Foghorn Leghorn
*Antican Naval Infantry lines up in the distance*
The County of Norfolk also annexes the County of Yardistan for no other reason than to start a good fight.
Re: Start with the Homeland!
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:00 am
by Ari Rahikkala
* Straylightian assassins suddenly show up everywhere *
The Duchy of Straylight lays claim on the County of Yardistan, on the grounds that everybody did agree that Yardistan belongs to Straylight once, and I was the one who pulled out.
Re: Start with the Homeland!
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:46 pm
by Jacobus Loki
The Y.A.C. annexes the assassins garrotes.
Beware, thou damp one! I now have Babkhans at my call!
MWhwhwhwhahahahahahhahaha!!!!
(Twirls Mk. VII plasma rifle - sets to fricasse)
Re: Start with the Homeland!
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:07 am
by Aurangzeb Khan
Muster the Fedayeen! And bring cooking utensils. Tonight we dine on members of the family Delphinidaeand Platanistoidea...
Re: Start with the Homeland!
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:43 pm
by hypatias mom
You can't eat Flipper!!!!
Re: Start with the Homeland!
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:58 pm
by Braden Indianensis
Unless you want to drink my lamp-oil!
Re: Start with the Homeland!
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:55 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
Sorry, could you fetch some more? I had a quick swig while you were away just now.
Re: Start with the Homeland!
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:20 pm
by Jacobus Loki
Does it mix well with Scotch?