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Countal Decree
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:07 pm
by Jess
I Hearby Decree:
The Emoticon
is hearby bannished from use. All violators will have their "nuts"* ripped off
*=Peanuts, in their cupboard
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:42 am
by Prodigy Almighty
Awesome. Good thing I don't spend a lot of time here under this oppressive regime.
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:07 am
by Jonas
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:16 am
by Jess
Jonas is put under arrest!
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:20 am
by Jonas
Never!
A Duke of Kildare don't get arrested but fights until he's dead!
Wait...
Dead?!
I don't want that!
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:34 am
by Jess
Then don't post the
again!
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:39 pm
by Jacobus Loki
Good count, whyfore ye banisheth the wagging finger?
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:58 pm
by Jess
it scars people
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:50 pm
by hypatias mom
Jess--
Do you mean it scars people, or that it scares people? There is a real difference here.
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:14 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
The people of Elwynn say with one voice regarding the arcane and absurd ordinance...
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:33 pm
by Jess
You will make a nice cell mate for Jonas...
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:45 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
cell... oh you mean that thing where the walls just blew out... sorry mate. No idea how that happened.
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:47 pm
by Jess
*Ties Khan of Viagara to a post* Now what?
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:57 pm
by Jacobus Loki
Ties to a "post".
Internet post.
Am I the only one laughing?
Come on, fine them a few erb and let them go. Yardistan was never big on jails, but speed traps for out-of-Duchy folks, well that's positive income.
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:15 am
by Aurangzeb Khan
Jess wrote:*Ties Khan of Viagara to a post* Now what?
Escape followed by reprisals if the traditional pattern is followed.
Oh and if we have sunk to the level of considering "Khan of Viagara" to be witty may I, in the spirit of kindness and charity, and in keeping with the ethics of the playground, point out that you have a girls name - unless you care to prove otherwise.
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:32 pm
by Jacobus Loki
Isn't that the stuff that's supposed to make one indefatigable? Wouldn't that be a compliment?
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:23 pm
by Jess
Viagara is under arrest, and may be put to death...
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:13 pm
by Kaiser Hasan I
Everyone play nice or else....
..... Or else I'll be forced to hold a symposium on the collective works of hieronymus bosch.
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:19 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
Jacobus Loki wrote:Isn't that the stuff that's supposed to make one indefatigable? Wouldn't that be a compliment?
Well it did assist in my escape but the friction burns from the rope do hurt something chronic. Now I'm off back to Ardashirshahr to put some cream on some sensitive parts... and to organise some appropriate mischief.
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:20 pm
by Prodigy Almighty
Ardy... I love you.
In a figurative sense. I wouldn't want to further aggravate the bruised bits...
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:35 pm
by hypatias mom
Yep, Bosch. That ought to work.
Re: Countal Decree
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:44 pm
by Kaiser Hasan I
Stopped the dispute didn't it? Which is just as well, because I was preparing an initial critique regarding the temerpa on wood triptychs.
