Shireroth

...there hasnt been too much activity in my Barony...i have decided to be ramdom....today..(Feb. 24)...is my half birthday...i am now 18 and 1/2...so....because of that..why not have a celebration?..... PARTY IN ALEXANDRETTA!!!!*throws confetti in the air and starts breaking out the food and games* I have no custom signature...oh wait...

//gets down with his bad self. Remember, my child, without innocence, the cross is only iron, hope is only an illusion, and you're nothing but a name.

Can a blind Gangrel boy do that? Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

Eriks here! woohoo!ahemyehPARTY!!!!!!!!!!1111 "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

A blind Gangrel boy can (and frequently will) do that, but only if he is on the way to achieve Golconda. Remember, my child, without innocence, the cross is only iron, hope is only an illusion, and you're nothing but a name.

mmm.. Gold Handa... Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

*ahem* yeeeeeeeeeeees Remember, my child, without innocence, the cross is only iron, hope is only an illusion, and you're nothing but a name.

Alright! - a half birthday party.Throws confetti half-way up in the air - does the half steplooks half-way upwhoops - falls all the way down.

Not just half way down? Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

Would falling halfway down be flying? Remember, my child, without innocence, the cross is only iron, hope is only an illusion, and you're nothing but a name.

i think so...maybe...that would be cool....Oh..i almost forgot...*carts in an insane amount of mangos* ...there...now what sort of party would it be without mangos....?...MANGO DRINKS ALL AROUND!!!! I have no custom signature...oh wait...

Looks half-way around the room.Get's half-way up.

Does this make Austi half the man I am? Remember, my child, without innocence, the cross is only iron, hope is only an illusion, and you're nothing but a name.

I guess it would.... I have no custom signature...oh wait...

Tries to think of a half-way action against the half-way remark by Shasta Rana Wanderlust, but can only get half-way there.

Okay, now he's a quarter of the man I am. Keep reducing yourself like this, and you'll get really really really close to zero without actually ever getting there. Remember, my child, without innocence, the cross is only iron, hope is only an illusion, and you're nothing but a name.

ooooo....asymptote.... I have no custom signature...oh wait...

Or just realllllly small fractions... Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

which are slowly decreasing but never quite reaching 0 I have no custom signature...oh wait...

1/9x10^9999999999999999999999999 Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

..exactly.. I have no custom signature...oh wait...

MAUHAHAHAHHA Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

Takes a half-way view of the quarter remark.

Yay for Fractions! *Becomes 2/3rds God* Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

*seven little mini-phÂœnices jump Gilgamesh Brookshire**annexes all Asymptotes* Phoenix the Risen - Dutchess of Kildare - Political Nuisance but at least She gets the job done. - Official Genkher of Gryphon Avocatio's Cool Short Sig and Gryphon the Pure's Awesome Tables! - COME BACK, STEVE!!! -"To quote a former Kaiser.... 'Shireroth doesn't give up land....'" ~UEC (Quoting Kaiser Letifer I), In response to claims on the Raynor Isles"To paraphrase a former Kaiser: 'Here! Take Amity for free! And that other half of Mar Sara too!'" ~SaiKar LumEth, (Paraphrasing Kaiser Mog I) In response to UEC"To paraphrase a former angry mob "DOWN WITH THE EVIL LAND-GIVING AWAY KAISER! REVOLT! REBELLION! CIVIL WAR!" ~Scott Siskind, (paraphrasing the Letifer Rebellion group) In response to SaiKar LumEth"I HEARBY QUESTION THE KAISERESS AUTHORITY!" ~Gryphon Avocado (Switching Day)

HEY!! Give those asymptotes back! I have no custom signature...oh wait...

*shoots joseph in the head with a BAR* Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

Did you know there's a real gun with the acronym BAR? So, if god is falliable, does that mean that this universe (or plane of existence, depending on your style of thought) could be nothing more than a metaphysical trashcan?Platypi point to this being true.

Now that you mention it.. (again.hehehe)... I do.... Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta