Shireroth

Citizenship Application:

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Name: Miss Pandora
Age: 23
Gender: Female
Location: Northern California
Email: themysteriousboxofpandora@yahoo.com
Other Micronational Citizenships: None

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AIM screen name: theboxofpandora
Yahoo screen name: themysteriousboxofpandora
Interests: IM me and find out.
Birthday: The 14th anniverrsary of the first landing on the Moon
Preferred subdivision: Any subdivision that will allow me to have a nudist colony!
How you heard about Shireroth: I live with the Kiaseress, she demaded me to join. I can not refuse her majesty.
Previous micronational experience: None
Anything else about you: I am betrothed to Hypatia's brother. So I guess you can say I am Hypatia's (future) sister-in-law.

Your citizenship is approved. Welcome to Shireroth, Pandora! I am very glad to have you here! I will speak to Dutchess Hypatia Agnesi of the Dutchy of Kildare about your request for a county. *Stamps new citizenship papers "APPROVED," hugs and kisses her. *

You are kind your majesty.

*curtsies*

Also, I have something I would like to add. From where I come from I have been a professional confidance of sorts. If it pleases my future Dutchy, I would like to set up a similar space for advice here. A bit like "Dear Abby or Miss Manners"

If I am granted my business this is how it will work. Any one can email me with a question privately. I will either answer it privately by email/IM if the asker so desires. Otherwize I will answer it and post it in Shireroth so others my veiw it/learn from/offer other advice/etc. I will keep all asker's names anonymous unless my asker says it's ok to reveal his/her/its name.

All questions can pretain to Shireroth or any topic that troubles your heart( be it pertain to online or otherwise.) Kaiseress Carol and Hypatia Agnesi can both atest that no topic is too taboo to ask me! I have and will welcome any questions (no matter how personal) and answer them seriously.

If my request for my business is granted I will make a new email address for my business only. Anyone is welcome to drop a question into Pandora's Box. (Pardon the Pun)

Thank you, and I hope there isn't any counseling/advice service already.

Welcome to the Empire!

Years ago, Jadie (former Kaiseress and Duchess of Goldshire used to run a simerler service in Menelmacar...I think it would be good to have that sort of thing back again.

*jaw drops on floor*

*picks up jaw*

I can barely believe you joined! Welcome!

We'll need to get you a county, and then you can be in Kildare, with me. I can probably manage to get you a subforum somewhere for your advice column if you'd like it, or you could do it in the off-topic forum.

Are you Sarah?

Conglacio: Thank you for your welcome! I am please to know that you think my services would be appreciated! Nice to meet you, Sir!

Hypatia Agnesi: It pleases me to surprise you. As it is a rare treat! I would be honored to surve under you. I think a subforum would be wonderful! Thank you for your welcome and barely belief, Ma'am.

Scott of Hyperborea: No, I am Pandora. I'm sorry to disappoint you. I sent you an email. Please feel free to write back!

Ah, I see you followed the trail of breadcrumbs to Wonderland, Alice! Welcome to the land of the crazies. If *you* need any questions answered, feel free to ask!

Thank you for your offer, sir! I just may take you up on it some time!

*curtsies*

Of course! Just take note I am just alittle... off.. in the head sometimes. But it's harmless, so no worries. Much.

Perfect Mr. Russell! Well get along beautifully then!

aaaaannndddd...........

*A large explosion is heard from outside the Ministry. Followed by a female voice coughing and hacking and complaining in a cogney accent (why ya alwaiys got te blast an smoke awl te time when ye git some-whe) a male voice replies, (well stay here and catch your breath and remember to wear that gas mask i gave you next time. and dont scare the locals, some of them dont know what a jabberwocky is.... so keep quite, please?) The cogney female replies (fine wot. ye owe me some tartey tarts).. (yeah yeah....) the male voice comes closer..

and In to the Immigration office comes a large H47! with Baron h4773r 3lfs0n underneath it (as he so often is) He bows deeply to Pandora and holds out his hand to kiss hers*

yes... Were all mad here.

just some more than others...

welcome to our wonderous Empire!

if you would like to be enlightened mentally, emotionally, or spiritually, I can help!

Mentall -- attend classes at the SJMIII University where im currently an instructer (all shake in fear)

Emotional - join Barony Vorpmadal (lovecraft, lewis carroll, poe, and any other compilation of crazy influences) we have Jabberwockies and an elder whos a shapeshifter! we also have a count whos got an eastern military thins goin on. (Cheshire grin)

Spiritual - Im the "Blessed" of Melvin (aka Murphy) god of sarcasm. and Currently High Priest Tempore of the B00/\/\ist temple, the national religion is Cedrism. (a large explosion rocks the ministry from outside and a pael of hysterical laughter floods the halls. then is suddenly cut short!)

(I love his welcomes.)

Baron H4773r 3lfs0n:

*opens parasol to shade self from the settling dust* I have to say I am very impressed! You most certainly know how to make a lady feel welcomed! *curtsies*

I'm am unsure how I am chosen in to a Dutchy. But either way I look forward to getting to know you better! I'm glad everyone is mad here- I'll fit right in then.

I'll defiantly would like to check out all the places you mentioned. Would you be so kind as to give me a guided tour since I am new here?

Very well! It would be my pleasure to guide you about. Ever ridden a Jabberwocky?

Probably not, nevermind, we can take my airship to the more distant lands of our nation.

First and foremost I will reference you to The tourist guide to Shirekeep
http://shireroth.kuroshiro.net/forum2/v ... php?t=6553

its lengthy, but very informative.

*after a stroll around Shirekeep*

As far as land and joining a subdivision, the Kaiser(ess) appoints you with a county, you then are a count(ess) and may band with other counties to create a Barony and one of the counts becomes a Baron, or join a Barony. and Baronies then do the same only form into Duchies, with a Duke.

any other questions or concerns i will be glad to help.

*jumps off Jabberwalky, sratches behind Alyss' ear.

Alyss bats the the ground with her foot and all nearby bounce up and down on the now vibrating ground. She breathe out fire as she does what appers to be a purr of some sort.*

Oh Dear, does that mean she like's me?

*ceases scratching*

Well, 7h4nk y0u Mr. 3lfs0n, that was such a lovely flight! Indeed, it was most informative! I trust I will be seeing you again often!

*great big bear hugs, skips off merrily and waves*

*Stumbles into the smoking ruins of his former office*
Welcome!

(uh... Pandora, if Alyss likes you, she'll let you know.

for future refrence on my jabberwockies see

http://shireroth.kuroshiro.net/forum2/v ... php?t=6347

thank you)

Oh! *Turns to Alyss and curtsies*

I do beg your pardon Ms. Alyss. How do you do? And thank you so much for the ride!