Application for purposes of Citizenship

[Gman Russell]

Yeah, you're Babkhan...

[HIH Hesam Jahandar]

Actually Babkhan-Shirerothian! I Love This Country! Be careful, I might steal your jobs.

[Jacobus Loki]

Actually, I was referring to an incident involving Ben and the delegate from Froggistein.

http://p100.ezboard.com/fmicronationaln ... 1217.topic

[HIH Hesam Jahandar]

Never heard of it. But I still might steal someones job.

[Jacobus Loki]

Whose job do you want?

Where'd you settle, anyway?

(Added link above)

[HIH Hesam Jahandar]

Ah I see. Must have been during my 2 year vacation. As for my settlement, I currently reside in Lesser Zjandaria. It's odd, I've posted in Shireroth for many years but I never bothered to try and understand how it operates in terms of Government, the role playing aspects etc.. So I'm at a bit of a loss as to what to do.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

If you hadn't replaced the poor boy's limbs with those of a kitten he would have won you know.

[HIH Hesam Jahandar]

I never said it was a smart bet. Sometimes its not about winning, sometimes its about getting there. Besides, can you really put a price on entertainment of that quality?

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Four hundred Rials (50p/25c) if I recall correctly was the price of admission to the freakshow display you kept that boy in afterwards to recoup your gambling losses.

[HIH Hesam Jahandar]

Well he had to pay off my losses somehow, and if I did make a tidy profit in the long run, who's to complain? Speaking of which, what happened to "Paw-Jig"? I remember throwing a carrot at him for screaming in front of the guests and then there was a lot of drinking...

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Things went a little wrong when you mistook it for a lobster and had it boiled alive before being served to the Hanoverian Ambassador. Curiously we don't see much of him these days at official functions.

[HIH Hesam Jahandar]

Oh yes, I remember snickering to myself while you convinced him it was a Babkhan delicacy. Wait a minute, Didn't the Treesian ambassador have a son who went missing? Well it's their own damned fault for bringing crates of red to any occasion.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Your Excellency specifically requested Treesian Red - I was going to recommend that Shiraz laced with cocaine was perfectly adequate for a more dignified formal occassion but I deferred to your Excellency's wishes.

[HIH Hesam Jahandar]

Well it might have stopped me from running wild in the palace with an axe while dressed in a bear costume, but for how long?

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Oh? I would not have thought it made overmuch difference since to the best of my knowledge your Excellency was to be found dressed in such garb on most evenings.

[HIH Hesam Jahandar]

Well desperate times call for desperate measures.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Desperate indeed but just because a lady of ill-repute spurns your drunken advances at six in the evening it doesn't mean you should dress up as a bear and chase her round the palace with an axe.

[HIH Hesam Jahandar]

These things happen, besides, she understood it was only in jest. Atleast I wasn't the one who tied the representatives of the University of Kamalshahr to their seats and throwing unknown syringes at them while sitting at the head of the table with a decanter of brandy.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

It was a review board meeting. What? Don't look at me like that. It's tradition!

[HIH Hesam Jahandar]

True, we rarely get to break out the good brandy.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Yes. Very hard to come by since we lost Terre des Riches. Perhaps we should ask the Antican's if they'd mind giving it back.

[HIH Hesam Jahandar]

Ask? Explain to me this concept you speak of.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Well asking is like taking except that you feign interest in the feelings of the other party involved in the transaction.

[hypatias mom]

I guess asking would be a foreign concept.

[HIH Hesam Jahandar]

Babkha has two forms of achievement. Taking things and taking things with a smile on your face.