Shireroth

I hope you didn't wade through the whole of that verbal slug-fest, Delphi.

It is my fervent desire to both exercise my right to free speach and to offer my official help in working towards a reunited Antica.

Oh, and I believe I made it clear to you in the past that my crusade was always against you. Sander has proof, since I know you're so hung up on transcripts.

Kuralyov, your free speech and ability to be here is contingent on my will. Be nice. Don't believe me? Check the Decreebook.

Well, I'm ever so glad you're ready to help by generally provoking people who are here for the sole purpose of enjoying political simulations and making them feel really shity in the process.

What section of the DB? I'm interested in reading that bit, but I don't feel like fishing around for it.

True Anticans I know would never ban freedom of speech. You are bold and honest people who march inexorably onwards.

And if this thread made you "feel shitty," then you have my utmost sympathy.

Baldwin, look towards the end. In a section titled "Nobles".

And Kuralyov, apparently you don't know what a "true" Antican is. You have less right than most to decide it. I am a true Antican. I'm one of the original Anticans, and won't have you tell me I'm not.

And you have my sympathy for what will probably be a lonely life, Kuralyov. After all, no one would speak to you without being compelled. And, really, we all regret that we had to join Shireroth. Antica was great. But we DID have to join, and it so happens that feudalism exists here. Someday, Antica will rise again, though I know not when that day will be...though I have already written a bill for the Chamber of Counts...

Yup, there she is...you do have the right to censor us.

I am hoping that the love and acceptance all of my fellow True Anticans show will help lead em through my cold existance.

Now, for a serious word, out of character:

"Someday, Antica will rise again, though I know not when that day will be...though I have already written a bill for the Chamber of Counts..."

If you honestly think that Shireroth will ever give up your land, then you truly do have my sympathies.

Now, back in-character:

Kuralyov... I haven't had an AIM chat with you... Change your sig.

I'm pretty sure that was you I was talking with. I can't seem to recall your exact words, and I accidentally deleted that part of my chat log...But I'm pretty sure that was the general gist.

04-Feb-06 is today, no? Or two years ago?

A good question...

You made it up. Remove it.

Kuralyov, you disgusting curr, if your sig is indeed falsified, pray mercy remove it. And the right of Antica to secede is, I believe, guaranteed in the Treaty of Aquilaria. Delphi?

Yes, it is.

If I am a curr [sic] then you fight like a cow!

And good luck with that treaty clause when you try to secede.

Thank you. I really don't see why any doubt should be cast on it.

That's because you must not know much about Shireroth.

After all, I believe there is another clause stating that, if either party violates the terms of the treaty, it is null and void...?

If I'm right, Shirerithian interference in our secession would grant us our independence anyway.

I will not even dignify your comment on my fighting skills with a reply...you castrated son of a tapir.

I am hereby annuling this thread. There may be official repurcussions, I warn you, if concessions are not made.

[ Sighs. Decides if he humors it, it may be silent.]


What concessions does it want?

I here declare the formation of a People's Government Council to asusme the duties of a Reunification Government until such times as former territory of the Delphic reign can be re-integrated with the lawful appendage of the Antican Peoples.

By the power vested in me by the State of Indiana and the County of Kaikias, I declare you to be a power-grabbing idiot and your pathetic People's Government Whateveritis to be illegitimate. When the reunification of Antica comes it will be because of the actions of LEGITIMATE bodies--that is, the solons of the Nation, to-wit, its loyal citizens and remaining Dinarch, Delphi Augustus.

By definition there cannot be one dinarch. Therefore I declare his government/regime/occupation to have fallen and the Communicans to have won their struggle. Rally to my cause and I promise to forgive you for any past transgressions amde under the sway of the previous holders of de facto power. When can I expect modship?

Oh, yes, I will also require a confession that Blade Runner was better than Kingdom of Heaven. Now please stare at this until the bad feelings go away.

I would rather die a thousand deaths and rot in the uttermost pit. Know this: from this moment on, I pledge myself to your destruction. You know not the power I wield. As long as I am capable of speech, the power of a moderator will never be granted to you. Physically and figuratively, I am the immovable object. Come, taste my wrath!

Could you please educate me? I might be going to make some waffles soon so please take as much time as possible, I don't want to miss the slightest facet of your imperium.

My power is subtle, fool. You will be smote from behind, when you expect it least. The halls of your influence will be unroofed, and their columns shall crumble to dust, exposing you for what you are: a charlitan, and a King of Air. Not that your comments all throughout this thread haven't proven you to be full of methane anyhow, and windier than a sack of anuses.

I'm sorry, I still haven't left for my waffles, could you expand on that thesis for when I return?

No. I am tired of bandying words with it. As for its new, even more falsified signature... I will say nothing. Everyone knows I would never swear allegiance to such a foolish object as presents itself before me now.