Unable to vote

[Malliki Tosha]

I'm sorry to say that I cannot vote in the Prætor elections since I do not yet have access to the Landsraad.

[Gman Russell]

Funny, that.

[Malliki Tosha]

I know. My aunt forgot some things apparently before she abdicated. Senile old woman...

[Gman Russell]

I'll drink to that.

[Malliki Tosha]

I imagine you would.

[Gman Russell]

Don't imagine, there's a swig of Mountain Dew in my gullet that proves otherwise!

[dr-spangle]

*picks up glass* damn, it's empty... too far to refill for me to drink to that also.

I'll eat a sugar cube to that! *grabs sugar cube, om nom nom nom nom*

[Gman Russell]

Che...cheers?

[dr-spangle]

Do you want a sugar cube? I have 52 left. I shall have to go to the shop tomorrow and buy more, demarara next time maybe some flavouring to go with it :P

Death to the sweet industries who try and lower sugar content!

[Gman Russell]

I have a couple of diabetic friends who disagree with ye.

[dr-spangle]

xenotransplantation, stem cells or robotics could help them, but for some reason it's not ethical to make peoples lives better anymore.

[Gman Russell]

xenotransplantation is too big a word to understand. Stem Cells are satan, and robotics will only cause our enslavement to them. Cheers.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Xenotransplantation = harvesting and grafting from genetically compatible piggies. Something the west should consider as, unlike more enlightened countries like China, we don't execute enough prisoners to generate sufficient quantities of tissue and organs to meet the healthcare needs of the populace.

[Gman Russell]

Oh, I thought it had something to do with scientology.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

It does, but only if your Thetan Operating Level is high enough.

[Gman Russell]

But I don't have the money for that!

[dr-spangle]

You know, why can't they just harvest all our organs when we die? we have state healthcare and the average human life expectancy without civilisation is 21 or so, so if you've been to a hospital or lived over 21, the state has paid for you to be alive. The least you can do is give that body back to the state that paid for it :P

[Gman Russell]

Sure, they'll just rot anyway.

[dr-spangle]

rot or burn, or be cryogenically frozen thereby tearing each and every cell apart with ice crystals making everything more unusable than if you burnt it.

one of the three or variations upon them