Capital of Turkey

[Kaiser Alejian I]

You're asking this NOW, at the end of my reign? Holy frioles batman! *pat pat*

[osmose1000]

Frijoles, even! They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Kaiser Alejian I]

*ahem*DON'T CORRECT THE IMPERIAL SPELLING!!!!*invades Yardistan again*

[osmose1000]

*rebels again, but is too lazy to change the forum banner* They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Kaiser Alejian I]

Hash-haha!

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Post! A few more and the Yard will have 4000!! 3e knowe ek that in fourme of speche is chaunge / With-inne a thousand 3eer, and wordes tho / That hadden pris now wonder nyce and straunge / Us thenketh hem, and 3et thei spake hem so, / And spedde as wel in loue as men now do...

[Gryphon Avocatio]

We should market and sell Tom Cutterham Defribulators. 3e knowe ek that in fourme of speche is chaunge / With-inne a thousand 3eer, and wordes tho / That hadden pris now wonder nyce and straunge / Us thenketh hem, and 3et thei spake hem so, / And spedde as wel in loue as men now do...

[Hypatia Agnesi]

*defibrillates thread* (edit: spelling) *throws grenade for the hell of it*BO0O0O0O0/\/\!!!!!!Edited by: Hypatia Agnesi at: 8/9/05 3:29

[Hypatia Agnesi]

Ooh, sounds good.Ill? In trouble? Just plain near-death? Try a Tom Cutterham Defibrillator(tm) today! *throws grenade for the hell of it*BO0O0O0O0/\/\!!!!!!Edited by: Hypatia Agnesi at: 8/9/05 3:28

[Gryphon Avocatio]

I don't understand. Why aren't people flocking to buy them? Ooh... Smashy CPR... 3e knowe ek that in fourme of speche is chaunge / With-inne a thousand 3eer, and wordes tho / That hadden pris now wonder nyce and straunge / Us thenketh hem, and 3et thei spake hem so, / And spedde as wel in loue as men now do...

[osmose1000]

Soda + PopRocks + Defribulator = They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Gryphon Avocatio]

I like soda and pop rocks. 3e knowe ek that in fourme of speche is chaunge / With-inne a thousand 3eer, and wordes tho / That hadden pris now wonder nyce and straunge / Us thenketh hem, and 3et thei spake hem so, / And spedde as wel in loue as men now do...

[osmose1000]

Indeed they are tasty. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Gryphon Avocatio]

( 24 more).Death hasn't come to me yet. 3e knowe ek that in fourme of speche is chaunge / With-inne a thousand 3eer, and wordes tho / That hadden pris now wonder nyce and straunge / Us thenketh hem, and 3et thei spake hem so, / And spedde as wel in loue as men now do...

[osmose1000]

Why not? They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Eh, he's probably lost somewhere... 3e knowe ek that in fourme of speche is chaunge / With-inne a thousand 3eer, and wordes tho / That hadden pris now wonder nyce and straunge / Us thenketh hem, and 3et thei spake hem so, / And spedde as wel in loue as men now do...

[osmose1000]

LOST IN ANOTHER DIMENSION! They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Fax Celestis]

A dimension filled with pure itching! Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

[osmose1000]

If such a dimension exists, I MUST control it! They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Fax Celestis]

HAHAHAHA SATAN'S POST!*ahem*I mean...Yes. Dimension of PURE ITCHING! Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Testicles.That is all. 3e knowe ek that in fourme of speche is chaunge / With-inne a thousand 3eer, and wordes tho / That hadden pris now wonder nyce and straunge / Us thenketh hem, and 3et thei spake hem so, / And spedde as wel in loue as men now do...

[Fax Celestis]

Dimension of Pure Itching + Testicles = Professional Sports. Blindness Is A Blessing

[osmose1000]

I see your point, and raise you a revelation. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[AngelGuardian93]

I'm scared. Very scared. There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[osmose1000]

Be afried. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Fax Celestis]

Being afried involves being dipped in hot, boiling grease. No thanks. Blindness Is A Blessing

[AngelGuardian93]

Oh come on! That was terrible! There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

[Fax Celestis]

Albeit true. Blindness Is A Blessing

[osmose1000]

I was going to add in something like "B'caw demands it!" but then I remembered I'm not of that religion. :P They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

[Fax Celestis]

Horjin demands that you become a Hunter of the Stag! Blindness Is A Blessing