Shireroth

In seeing our resolution of the perilous Kaiserial dispute of our own initiative and without divine nannying, the Gods it seems have manifested a bounty of new citizens for the Kaiser's realm by way of reward.

As the humblest of humble servants to the divine, and in posession of a few experimental artillery pieces and atomic warheads from my days in Zemlya, I hereby do lay down the mightiest act of thanks I can possibly muster (without wiping out half of Straylight, that is).

Behold, The Cannon of Fissile B0O0O0O/\/\!!!!111

Nice.

I'm id my little offering will seem rather small after that. That was most impressive. I am sure the gods will be pleased.

*Takes morters and skyrockets out of decorated box and detonates them in gratitude. As the noise passes and the smoke and skyburst clear, bows head reverently and thankfully, and quietly returns to ministry with empty box. Many others also add their contributions to the celebration of gratitude.