Those Antican goat fuckers

[Kaiseress Anandja II]

So, our beloved Daniel has been violated and insulted by those Antican sons of bitches. Well I for one will not stand for it.

This is the suggestion thread for what we should do about Antica in general and Anticans in particular. No holds barred. No dirty tricks disallowed. No something... You get the picture.

DIE ANTICAN SCUM!

[Scott of Hyperborea]

Wait...what did the Anticans do to Daniel?

[Kaiseress Anandja II]

They called him an emo.

[Scott of Hyperborea]

That's...totally beyond the pale.

I would say we should call the Anticans emo in retaliation, but we can't sink to their level.

[Daniel Farewell]

Or we have a good ol' recwar

[Kaiseress Anandja II]

I think we should totally sink to their level.

Do you know what you call a dead Antican?

Good riddance.

[Scott of Hyperborea]

Do you know what you call ten dead Anticans?

...a good start.

[phineas elastopon]

Daniel can't be blamed for his emoism. Shireroth is a pretty angsty, emo-ey country. That's why it's so much worse than Antica where everything is emotionless and clean and effective.

/gtfos

[Kaiseress Anandja II]

Do you know what you call an Antican at the bottom of the ocean?

The anchor of Kaiser Mors V.

[Scott of Hyperborea]

Malarbor has joined the anti-Antican effort! (he apologizes for the rather large text block)

[Kaiseress Anandja II]

I love it!

[CJ Miller]

How about we full-on invade Antica, give Octavius the William !@#$%^& treatment (ban him from Shirithian Antica and exterminate any bug-country that takes him in), and abolish the Constitution?

[Kaiseress Anandja II]

[Scott of Hyperborea]

How about we full-on invade Antica, give Octavius the William !@#$%^& treatment (ban him from Shirithian Antica and exterminate any bug-country that takes him in), and abolish the Constitution?

Octavius is kind of like Jesus - he's actually pretty cool, it's his followers who cause the trouble.

[Jacobus Loki]

Luke, no! To Obi-Wan you listen!

[Harvey Steffke]

How about we full-on invade Antica, give Octavius the William !@#$%^& treatment (ban him from Shirithian Antica and exterminate any bug-country that takes him in), and abolish the Constitution?

Stop trying to play both sides.

[AryezturMejorkhor]

CJ Miller, you can be taken to court in Antica for treason. Be warned.

Who called him emo anyhow?

[Shyriath]

*Looks on with approval - Shirerithians united by the common cause of snarking at Antica. It's a beautiful thing.*

[Jacobus Loki]

Shades of Great Stalin!

[Icebreaker]

*Looks on with approval - Shirerithians united by the common cause of snarking at Antica. It's a beautiful thing.*

LALS

"ANY BREAK WE CAN SCORE FROM VEHEMENTLY HATING EACH OTHER IS TO BE SAVORED"

[Shyriath]

Srsly.

[Chrimigules]

Kinda sad that the only way for you guys to stop hating each other is to hate poor ol' Antica.

[Harvey Steffke]

Yeah? Well, you smell.

[Chrimigules]

Yes, I smell quite nice. Probably better than you.

[Harvey Steffke]

So are you ready to confess your wickness? Which one of you called Daniel emo?

[Shyriath]

Biggles! Fetch... THE COMFY CHAIR!

[Chrimigules]

I wasn't aware that anyone was especially fingered to be emo. It was probably Benkern in one of his Liberator articles, but if someone doesn't provide source, I call shenanigans.

[Artz]

wasn't aware that anyone was especially fingered to be emo.

Pointed out, chrim.. pointed out..
(*Hi-5's Harvster*)

..
..
"Why can't we apologise and all be friends?"
*hears shouts of 'Nevaaaaar'
"fine.. have it your way.."
LET THE SHIREROTH - ANTICA WAR BEGIN!

[phineas elastopon]

I wasn't aware that anyone was especially fingered to be emo. It was probably Benkern in one of his Liberator articles, but if someone doesn't provide source, I call shenanigans.

http://www.nafticon.org/news/?p=101

When asked what he thought of Shireroth’s future, Scott had this to say.

MY EYES! THEY BURN!

And after that, basically everyone said they’re gonna leave.

• Resident emo-that-isn’t-Corey Daniel Farewell was the first to sign up to the leaver’s package

[Chrimigules]

To Finger someone is to point someone out, Artz. I would think that being English, you'd know how your language works .