Shireroth

Noting with concern the recent events in Elwynn; and the taunting of the red Gyarados; and in the interests of public safety, it is hereby declared that:
The bearing of a cudgel shall be an offence punishable by transformation into a frog.
The kidnapping of the Baron shall be an offence punishable by immense failure, brief periods of rain, possible pain, and transformation into a frog.
All sheep shall have to acquire a license, just as;
All fish shall be required to have a license. Failure to have a license in either case shall be punishable by transformation into a frog, not being required to have a frog license, and a statement to that effect signed by the Lord Mayor.

These offences shall become punishable four days hence from this decree being created, in order to provide time for the removal of cudgels, the licensing of fish and sheep, and the transferring of plans for kidnapping the Baron to kidnapping the Duke.

May the Baron think forever!

Andreas the Wise wrote:punishable by immense failure

Failure of what?

FOR YARDISTAN!

*throws a pie*

FOR YARDISTAN!

*throws a pie back*

*gets hit*

DAMNIT!

FOR YARDISTAN!


*throws another pie*

I like pie... mmmmm...

*dodges Greg's pie*

Haha!

*is hit by another pie*

Hmm.

*aims pie at Jonas' open mouth*

*Leaps into the way and catches it with his mouth*

Yum... MORE!!!

For Yardistan!

throws pie at nowhere in particular.

Where do we license our
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Leo wrote:

Andreas the Wise wrote:punishable by immense failure

Failure of what?

The attempted kidnapping will fail immensely, of course. Kidnap one of the three most powerful mages on Micras and expect it to succeed?

*considers an amendment regarding the banning of pie throwing, punishable by being hung up by a figgin, and then being transfigured into a frog*