Down with the man... er... woman.... man...

[Erik Mortis]

http://shireroth.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=11388

It is my firm belief that the Kaiseress has gone mad with power. The County/Barony of Monty Crisco/Dolor has taken no action against the Imperial Government (in a long while), yet the Kaiseress continues her persecution of my subdivision.

Would the Yardistani put up with this? No. And neither shall Monty Crisco! I shall continue my rebellion against the Kaiseresss in perpetuity from this day forth! The borders of Monty Crisco shall be protected from the aggressor that is your lord Kaiseress.


Oh.. and I hear there is ice cream being sold along our border, make sure to get some when you get your mandatory travel papers upon entry of the County.

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

Goodie. That will give the Khan something to play around with.

[Kostalan Rottsaa]

Would the Yardistani put up with this? No. And neither shall Monty Crisco!

Yardistan has a legal right to rebel. Monty Crisco does not. Do you see the issue here?

[Erik Mortis]

Yardistan doesn't deserve that right any longer! They have forsaken their heritage and have become docile and institutional.

Now it is time for a new subdivision to earn the right. Join me my duke?

[Jacobus Loki]

Yardistan is fart from docile. We just rebel agaisnt other stuff.

[Erik Mortis]

Like nothing.... or yourselves if you do at all. What ever happened to the duchy that would rebel for no reason against the Kaiser... against themselves AND against no one...All at the same time?

[Jacobus Loki]

We are rebelling against your rebelling, and against our inclination to rebel.

And my ice cream vendors will continue their missions!

(Besides, Nick is not among us, and most of Yardistan is pale in comparison with the original. )

[Erik Mortis]

In other words... you work for the man now, the status quo and the system.

Oh... and your Ice Cream has been well received by my people.


Oh.. and while you don't have Nick.. you do have me... He and I made Yardistan's name back in Tymaria... I overthrew him, then he overthrew me.. we went to war... then acting like none of it ever happened.

[Jacobus Loki]

Then move to Yardistan, and take your place as Duke!

Then the Yardistani militia can deal with that rebel in Monty Cristo!

[Erik Mortis]

Sadly, I'm to attached to Monty Crisco.. so unless it rebels against Brookshire and joins Yardistan...

[Jacobus Loki]

!

[Gman Russell]

Erik, you're just hounding us because...

...no, you're not hounding us, you're hounding ME.

Erik and Nick have been the only ones to scream that I am not a proper Yardistani (Nick even booted me from Amity and Mirioth way back when because I supported the kaiser over some issue I have long since forgotten about. But I do remember being hounded for that.).

Then Nick left.

The co-founder of Yardistan left, and since then, I have been the *only* constant Yardistani (Jacobus comes in second, but he doesn't have the years served here to count as number one).

I might be lax on the rebellion thing, but the fact of the matter is, as the longest serving Yardistani around here, I get a pretty big say in what Yardistan is, or is not. I rebel when I feel like it (which is very Yardistani in and of itself), and the last time I rebelled I gained back my Duchy. The time before that, I rebelled and successfully made Mirioth, Amity, and So-Sara its own duchy. I may not rebel all the time, but when I do, I get serious results. And perhaps that is the most Yardistani thing of all.

Cheers.

[Erik Mortis]

*hugs greg*

I honestly don't remember doing that back in the day.


But... Rebelling as a Yardistani isn't about results.. it's about the rebelling itself!

[Gman Russell]

...are you Nick... or are you channeling the spirit of Nick?

[Erik Mortis]

He's in Sweden for the summer.. so I have to fill in for him in the world.. and.. I'm bored.

[Jacobus Loki]

Good one! And you are right, I'm a poor third...

But what about detaching Monty Cristo from Brookshire? What a coup for the YAC............

Oh , almost forgot....


ADfrgel bang a baum, erglefut, CAT!

[Erik Mortis]

It would require a rebellion....

[Gman Russell]

A Yardistani county in the middle of Brookshire...


Something about that seems oddly appealing and perverted at the same time...

[Jacobus Loki]

well, since it doesn't mean rebelling against the Kaiseress......

Poor Corey........

How about a Yardistani / Brookshire anchliuss?

[Erik Mortis]

And here I told him I wasn't gonna rebel against him.

[Jacobus Loki]

Maybe he'd join in?

Yardibrookistanshire!

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Just give Goldshire back to Elwynn and then it'll be a case of "whatever makes you happy chaps"...

[Kostalan Rottsaa]

Now it is time for a new subdivision to earn the right. Join me my duke?

No.

so unless it rebels against Brookshire and joins Yardistan...

No.

But what about detaching Monty Cristo from Brookshire?]

No.

A Yardistani county in the middle of Brookshire...

No.

Poor Corey........

Yes.

How about a Yardistani / Brookshire anchliuss?

No.

Just give Goldshire back to Elwynn and then it'll be a case of "whatever makes you happy chaps"...

No.

[Erik Mortis]

I can at least agree on some of those fronts.