Ten more years...

[Aster]

Shireroth? Burnt out? NO?! NEVER?!

[Kaiser Mors VI]

Did you have ANYTHING worth saying? Or did you just come here to be an ass?

[Aurangzeb Khan]

[Pachad]Erik, kindly don't slag off my citizens - even if they are being sassy in the Allot style. I'll bollock them myself if I think it's necessary.[/Pachad]

[Kaiser Mors VI]

well, this plus the other comment..

[Aurangzeb Khan]

In the 'standards of the past' thread? I agree he should never have used the expression 'we' as he is not a citizen, the rest I cannot disagree with. Herr Astopov, consider yourself bollocked on that point.

[Scott of Hyperborea]

In the 'standards of the past' thread? I agree he should never have used the expression 'we' as he is not a citizen,

A matter that can, however, be easily fixed...

[Aster]

Did you have ANYTHING worth saying? Or did you just come here to be an ass?

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Problem Shireroth?

[Kaiser Mors VI]

I'm just confused.

[Aster]

It's just trolling. Don't get me wrong - I like Shireroth, and every Shirerethan I have had any contact with has been great. This flag debate just, to a great deal of the Micran community, looks a little puerile. The amount of heated emotion is just...great!

[Icebreaker]

BITCH, STEP OFF MY TURF. THERE'S ONLY ENOUGH AMUSEMENT HERE FOR ONE OF US, AND IT'S SURE AS SHIT NOT GONNA BE YOU.

[Kaiser Mors VI]

Only one troll allows?

[Andreas the Wise]

Really all I envisioned initially was a glorified version of the original random quote script (remember Menelmacar?) and, instead of quotes, just feeding it a long, long list of pre-written events. Set up on a website, you could have a script fed to a table on a page (and thereby have multiple tables with multiple feeds), with each table displaying an event relating to a particular area (e.g. one for environment, one for welfare, one for social issues, etc, etc). I think having everyone who wants to contribute write up some events would be a good idea; and a way to get everyone's ideas included.

Certainly people with more skills in programming can take this way beyond that.

At least I get kudos for coming up with the idea!

Essentially, my plan is just that - pre-written events; but with the option of having them more suited to your nation. At a simple level, it might insert in names of your cities for the location of the event, instead of just saying "A city". If you put in more info, it would suit your stuff more, and you could also choose to not receive certain types of events.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

BITCH, STEP OFF MY TURF. THERE'S ONLY ENOUGH AMUSEMENT HERE FOR ONE OF US, AND IT'S SURE AS SHIT NOT GONNA BE YOU.

lol - It's time for a troll off. Aster v. Icebreaker for the crown of shiretroll.

[osmose1000]

Random event mad libs!

In the city of [Shirekeep], citizens were [delighted] to discover that [brightly colored] [balls] were [falling from the sky]. A team of local [butchers] tried to stop the disaster, but [contracted leprosy]. The city leadership has told all [children] to be especially [annoying] for the duration of the problem.

In the city of [Nafticon], citizens were [nonplussed] to discover that [icosahedral] [fish] were [launching an invasion]. A team of local [soccer moms] tried to stop the disaster, but [succeeded]. The city leadership has told all [non-smokers] to be especially [random] for the duration of the problem.

In the city of [Kamalshahr], citizens were [enraged] to discover that [ancient] [trees] were [stolen]. A team of local [SCUBA divers] tried to stop the disaster, but [fell in love]. The city leadership has told all [foreigners] to be especially [effervescent] for the duration of the problem.

The possibilities are endless!

http://my.fit.edu/~mkelly01/shireEvent.php
Refresh for new possibilities!

Source: http://my.fit.edu/~mkelly01/shireEvent.txt

[Kaiser Mors VI]

Hey Moose.

[Jacobus Loki]

.......you can't "build" culture, it just happens. We didn't build a culture for Shireroth, it just kinda came together.

Absolutely correct. And I agree about "no merger except as annexation".

And I agree that the old flag should return. And the Du(t)chies.

Coup, anyone?

[Malliki Tosha]

No.