Shireroth

So construction continues... and I'll post a nifty little map somewhere in some forum when we get around to it. Problem is I'm busy and Jubbles... well... he's a sloth.

so yeah...stuff... I'm still alive... I'm just plotting.

(wanders in, accompanied by Jubbles the sloth) so yeah... nice place I got here... Where should I put "Sherpa Tower"? And I need a grocery store... a nice one... With better lighting than Nob Hill, but less corporate than Safeway. We will sell only the Generi-Cola brand soft drinks. Excellent... Exc...

...so I rule, I guess....?

...so I hit 60....

/tear

Money...yes... Money... I'd personally rather use human teeth as currency, but, then again, I'm insane.

...so the Sherpas and I.. um... we'll just meet you there?

...

Looks like we're walking, boys.

(chanting in ancient Vorpmadalian)

Umalaka-himi-yama-SPAM_SPAM_SPAM!
Umalaka-himi-yama-SPAM_SPAM_SPAM!
Umalaka-himi-yama-SPAM_SPAM_SPAM!
Umalaka-himi-yama-SPAM_SPAM_SPAM!
Umalaka-himi-yama-SPAM_SPAM_SPAM!
Umalaka-himi-yama-SPAM_SPAM_SPAM!

(Jubbles howls to the moon)

Karka-TIAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

(urinates on the ground)

This is now MY territory.

(jubbles also urinates on the ground)

um... we share a lot.

(sigh) ...two? fine. But be warned... I am not as forgiving as h4773r is...

(Grumble Grumble) Just don't let it get to your head...

Verrily, I say unto you, your mindless annexation of all we hold dear has become too bold. We have hereby ceased the mindless upsurption of other subdivisions by, in fact, annexing you. The Sherpas will answer no questions and take no prisoners.

I think I'll put my swimming pool here...

You'll have a good home with us... POPULATED BY SHERPA MIGRANT WORKERS!

Pwned! Your whole county has been Pwned!!!

AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Victory for Vorpmadal! Fear the wrath of my Sherpa enforcers! (and, yes, even that of Jubbles)

(Knappy and Jubbles wait patiently in the middle of nowhere at a booth flying a banner that reads "Sherpa enlistment here")

Just a matter of time, Jubbles, my friend.... Just a matter of time.....

I don't know who you are, honestly... but I'm going to assume you've worked hard for it. YAY!

(walks in, still half-asleep) hey there's no more TP in the-- ... Jubbles? What are you still doing here. You were supposed to have been in and out like a week ago, man.

Not only does he live with me, but.... well... I guess we just live together... I mean we share soap, if that's worth anything... So I guess I'm back? YAY ME! We're #1! We're #1! The return of the Sherpas is imminent.... oh yes....

Uh...hey. I used to be a citizen here back when Shireroth was just a tree, a bush, and a puddle made by Metzler's garden hose, but I was...uh... kidnapped... by... lawn gnomes... and want back, so here's the phone... Name: Bryan "Eddie" Knapp Age: 21 Gender: Male Location: San Jose Email: DJSodapop@...