Shireroth

Concerning the fictional character Elliot Markham:

Elliot Markham has died in a freak rockclimbing-parasailing accident while scaling Micras' largest peak.

This is his as-yet-unnamed friend posting under his account.

I thought he was the god...? Well, if he is, just a demigod. Kaiser Ometeotl is the supreme deity, though Cedrists might debate that. Perhaps the Cedrists unknowingly worship Kaiser Ometeotl, but I doubt Shireroth is one big universalist land. More to the point, as with all LOAs I wish the individu...

Stand-up

Why thank you.

Regards,

EM - The Author

Hmm. Old time citizen returns. A good sign for Shireroth?

It seems CJ's landed him another job. But I have one question about Mr Serafiem's comment: If zie wants the job, zie can have it - If zie wants assistance, I am willing to offer it, but I'm sure zie will do fine. Isn't Mr Serafiem he misusing the pronoun zie? I ask this in particular to the Chronicl...

Fides, welcome back. I go away for four days and return to the sound of crickets. (Granted, I am not a Shirerithian.) You go away for four days and return to people using the "worship" and "yay" emoticons. Obviously there is quite a story behind you, and your Wiki page is not just the half of it. An...

Would the war that resulted in the large transfer of Ocian territory to Antica be considered a Micras World War? Just curious.

The Kaiser wrote:A man's toe and a woman's toe are kinda different.

Ringworm versus wearing men's shoes, the women will choose wearing men's shoes. But if the village still does human sacrifices, I guess any sort of rational thinking could be out the metaphorical window.

None. The tsars called themselves Grand Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, even though there was only one Russia (Bëlorossiä didn't exist till after the Revolution). Yes, I already knew that. Chrimigules, who has Russian ancestry, explained this to me once, what seems like a very, very, very ...

Congratulations on the engagement.

What name will She take as Kaiseress Consort Of All The Shireroths?

Also, what land will this marriage bring to Shireroth?

Obscure.

2012

Pinky and the Brain

Heard some folks on the job from out of town who mentioned chorizos the other day. Thank you OP for expanding my culinary horizons.

And Your Niftiness, if regular bacon is too greasy then get Turkey bacon. Turkey is the other other white meat, the one that is generally healthy.

He could shoe an entire village!

My interview with the Kaiser's up: http://theshirekeeptimes.blogspot.com/2 ... aiser.html

Batavia-based Times Group has established a newsblog for Shireroth called The Shirekeep Times. I thought you guys might want to check it out. Here is the link: http://theshirekeeptimes.blogspot.com/ . By the way, the first article is by Yours Truly.

Elliot Markham

I agree with the Kaiser. 100 is a bit more than average, which might pose some problems for those with little wealth. However my curiosity beckons; so my payment for an issue has been sent.

Commonwealth Document Services, based in Batavia with offices in Shireroth, requests a subforum. (The free one, not a full one.) This will be a place for all Shirerithians to have anything translated into Dutch and vice-versa.

Thank you,

E Markham
Co-Owner

Yes, I would like my money. Please forward it to account "emark." Thank you.

ICEBREAKER'S cool. Perhaps cool enough get away with a spam attack.

I'd like to register the following forum and request a subforum (the free kind, not a full one): Owners: Elliot Markham and Constantijn Windsor Name: Commonwealth Document Services, Co. Purpose: Translation and document processing between member nations of the Small Commonwealth and beyond Location:...

Part of the problem here is that if you transfer money from one nation to another, as I did with the currency conversions when I was a citizen of Antica, it becomes property of the Kaiser and subject to confiscation at the whim of the Ministry. This is a hazard to foreign investment and some protect...

The lack of a refund of my 25% from the Ministry's UNAUTHORIZED DEBIT of my account sticks in my craw! Protections against such crap should be part of Shireroth's new government reforms.

The Mountain After finding Gman under disguise, a starved peasant inside of the City, Aggy was told by Gman that Cerune could only be brought back as a mortal under the will of the gods--and that they were probably too fickle for this to occur during his lifetime. Thus, if Aggy wanted to be with Cer...

Dragon-Banners and Shirithain flags, rarely seen in recent weeks, seemed to sprout as if by magic from public and private buildings alike by the thousand.

Rumour among the townsfolke is that it was by magic.

Aggy's reached oneness with the Universe, and having joined the gods, at long last found his true love, Cerune.

BOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!