Shireroth

Manowar represent an ideal: to be a man of honor who fights in defence of what he believes in. A man who fears no enemy and disdains no honorable rival for he has courage, truth, and metal by his side. Not too long ago, it was spoken by the great Eric Adams that in order to be King, one first should...

Do not fear, Brother of Metal, for it is not the length of your hair that makes you our Brother, but the might of your steel! Your willingness to charge into battle with sword held high against all enemies, for glory, honor, and metal - the true measure of a Defender of Steel!I give you these words ...

Metallica are the ultimate lame. They were never a particularly amazing band, but they've since become anathema before the sight of the Metal Gods for their great betrayal against True Metal, an act which no Defender of Steel can either forgive or forget. SF-SN

Come on! That was so obvious! It's impossible to like St. Anger, everyone knows this fact. SF-SN

Fighting for Metal, Metal that's real! SF-SNEdited by: Stjepan Veliki at: 12/29/05 11:56

I guess I'll take care of it after christmas or something then. SF-SN

It's been like that for a long time. I doubt that they would do anything now. SF-SN

Dude, this is saying more about you than me. SF-SN

No, I can't take credit for that. You got that idea all on your own without any help from anyone else. kthnxbye SF-SN

Absolutely not. I am the best groomed person I know! SF-SN

They all work just fine for me.I guess that means I'm just better :P SF-SN

Well, in truth the Balkans is really a comic mix of this:A lot of this:and just a dash of this for flavor: SF-SN

HAH! Cthulhu-esque powers are NO match for the Defenders of Steel!All who stand in my way will die by steel! SF-SN

lälälä SF-SN

them's fightin' wordshave atcha, knave! SF-SN

I should get an award for being so damn smooth. SF-SN

Jag tycker det här är bajsporr/bögporr?!Uh oh...I guess skit works too...skitporr...sounds almost as funny. det är pra!"du failar! hähähähähä!" SF-SNEdited by: Stjepan Veliki at: 12/19/05 10:44

Your contemporary Swedish is quite correct! I, however, made a mistake and intended to write....what was it...bajs? bas? basj? The one that means "shitty". I can't remember anymore.See? I'm losing the skills! SF-SNEdited by: Stjepan Veliki at: 12/19/05 1:46

And of course, this naturally raises the next question: "why the hell do my friends and I talk in quasi-Swedish slang - or for that matter even know any Swedish slang at all?"I'll let you guys think that one over for awhile. SF-SN

I do not want to fuck any fjortis. I've always conceptualized them as like Valley Girls crossed with Teeny boppers....kind of. Underage girls who dress and try to act like they aren't. Very much related to sexuality.Many of my friends like to use quasi-Swedish slang when talking to each other for no...

I didn't think that it was possible to miss the fjortisar. SF-SN

yay Sweden. Land of At The Gates and easy women.unfortunately also the land of fjortisar but...at least they're not chavs. SF-SNEdited by: Stjepan Veliki at: 12/17/05 14:51

Only if you take us and New York with you. SF-SN

damn those alien overlords commanding WarVoid to think only of sex at any given moment....damn them to hell... SF-SN

Dude, you've seriously got a one track mind! :P SF-SN

One chord definitely won't do it. You'd at least need a complete riff, and it had better be a good one! SF-SN

Yes, because the British Broadcasting Corporation is oh so American. SF-SN

What about those dudes who claim they are women trapped in a man's body? How do you explain THAT away? huh? SF-SN

I remember that.TOO MANY UNITS! JESUS! SF-SN

El Wombat o' de funk!In any slavic language, whenever you see the letters "jeb" next to each other, it's never a good thing. SF-SN